Reblog if you want an anonymous confession.
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AnonymousKyle: No.
Cartman: And we don’t plan to!
Any plans this summer?
AnonymousKyle: I’m teaching Cartman how to swim properly.
Cartman: I can swim!
Kyle: Just not well…
Cartman: …
So what happened for your birthday Kyle?
AnonymousKyle: Thank God I wasn’t taken anywhere bad. I was fucking terrified. Cartman actually took me to a Carnival. It was pretty sweet… until he found this game and spent like an hour trying to beat it. He wouldn’t let us leave until he beat it. He wouldn’t let the other kids play until he beat it… He wasted all his money… I had to give him some of mine… I made a deal with the counter guy while he was arguing with a little girl. I asked him to cheat for him. The guy, although pleased with the money, was annoyed with Eric because he kept insulting the counter man constantly. So he did it to get rid of him. Then when Eric won, he bragged forever about it…
Besides that it was fun. Got to go to the mirrored house. A haunted house. The Ferris Wheel. We went to the fun rides. It was sweet… except for that boring hour of torture…
Sometimes I don’t know if I’m dating a sixteen year old or a nine year old… -_-“
Happy Birthday to me! :D
Kyle: So Cartman’s taking me somewhere in a few minutes. I don’t know where. I’m torn between being excited and foreboding.
Stan’s gift was fucking wicked, and Kenny’s was too. You guys are awesome. You too, Wends.
I’m going to possibly go to a Hitler convention or an Anti-Ginger rally. It wouldn’t surprise me -_-“. Wish me good luck!
Let’s play ‘Tumblr 20 Questions’. The next 20 questions I get, I’ll answer honestly.
watch me get nothing..
OKAY I GUESS?
any nazi and jew roleplaying?
AnonymousCartman: I suggested it once.
Kyle: And then he couldn’t see in the eye right for a month.
Cartman: Damn Jews don’t have no sense of humor.
Kyle: What did I hear, tubby!?!
Cartman: NOTHING! Nothing…
((OOC: Conclusion- Cartman’s whipped as fuck.))
Kyle, do you ever mock him with the fact that your jew dick is bigger than his?
AnonymousKyle: Haha, actually I-
Cartman: THERE IS NOTHING TO SEE HERE!!! EVERYONE GO AWAY!!! YOU’RE ALL WASTING YOUR PRECIOUS TIME HERE!!! WHY DON’T YOU ALL LOOK AT CAT PICTURES OR SOMETHING!!! BYE NOW!!! DON’T LET THE DOOR HIT YOU ON YOUR WAY OUT, SUCKAH!!!!
((OOC: I would refrain you to not use lewd language like that, please. I’m very sensitive to sexual language. Nothing against you, I just feel VERY uncomfortable with it. I kind of have virgin ears, and I would like to keep it that way. So, just in case for next time. ^_^))
